Museings of a Uncollected Mind

To all of you who read this post, WATCH DOCTOR WHO - SMITH AND JONES at 7 O'clock, BBC1.

You have 40 minuets to get everything ready for watching, what you doing just standing here?

If you scroll down, you can also watch a 1980's video from a band called "Madness". Watch that as well, then comment. Please.

See ya later, I have to get behind the sofa.

"Shut Up" by Madness, sometime in 80's.
Great song, great video.

Fact:

Before Women got the vote, there was a poll carried out to say whether women could get the vote. For the first time, women were allowed to vote on it. Women lost the poll and didn't get the vote until later in History.

Names:

Chris Peacock
Anita Beaver

Say them out loud to get the joke, with thanks to BBC radio 1.

Fact:

Before Women got the vote, there was a poll carried out to say whether women could get the vote. For the first time, women were allowed to vote on it. Women lost the poll and didn't get the vote until later in History.

Names:

Chris Peacock
Anita Beaver

Say them out loud to get the joke, with thanks to BBC radio 1.

If the end of the world happened yesterday, we'd be dead by now.

Think about that, correct isn't it. And yet it's very hard to think of, to think that you might have died yesterday. Yet you might have. If you crossed a road, how easil? could a car have turned a corner at a high speed and crash into you.

How easily would a plant pot fall off a window sill and have smashed on your head?

How easily could you have fallen over and just broken your neck?

In this world, it's so easy to die that even while I'm typing now, I could fall off my chair and bash my head on the table on the way down.

Just think of this thought, and think how lucky you are to have survived day after day. And just remember how many don't survive.

Internet Explorer vs. Mozilla Firefox. I have both and I actually like Internet Explorer more. I know that Mozilla Firefox has better anti-spyware, but you can easily just download some for IE7.

These two browsers are exactly the same. They have the same buttons, have the same tabs, only Interent Explorer cuts it for me because of two reasons, and those are how two bits of Firefox work.

First of all, whenever you download a picture, a downloads box pops up! You close it, download another picture and there it is again. Now I want to be a graphic designer, and spend a lot of time doing fan Doctor Who DVD covers, so I regulary go and save pictures so I can use them. And while I'm doing that, the goddamn box comes up and I have to close and disrupt my cover making for it. I hate that box, and yet the idiot's at the Mozilla factory(?) decided to make it none-turn-off-able.

Second is when I log into Youtube, my email account and even this blog, a box comes up "Do you want me to save this". I know that Internet explorer has this but they're box is not as imposing, the buttons aren't as big, they don't just superimpose themselves onto of my screen as much as Mozilla Firefox does.

So IE7 is better than Mozilla Firefox when it comes to downloading pictures and logging in, in my honest oppinion. Now let's just see if on of Firefoxes coders reads this and comes up with Firefox 3.

For thousands of years, men have fighted to survive, Mankind going against all the odds to take control of the planet that is ours by right. A planet that is green with lovely plants and sights that you can only see first hand in order to get the whole feeling.

Over a long time, the Earth has reshaped and reshaped, the climate has changed, animals have evolved and we, as human beings should, have supassed everything, for we are great men.

But it's gone downhill. The fact that you've just spent 2 minuets of your life reading a poorly spelt blog written by "an uncollected mind" has just proved that.

Well done.

Suddenly every single thing else becomes more interesting.

OK, so I need to revise on something really important, so I go on the BBC bitesize site. I go onto the "French" page, get ready to rivise ... and see a advert for the Comic Relief site. I think "Hmm, I'll see if they've posted up how much they had got." Amazingly, this took 15 minuets.

Ok, that's done. Revision. After I've checked my emails because a friend said they'd send me something. So I check my emails, my friends has given me something, so I download it and I read it for the next 15 minuets.

Then that's it, I turn off the computer, get out my revision help book and sit down in my bedroom and revise the old fashioned way. So I do that, and then discover that that cup by the side of my bed, it should be in the washing up bowl in the kitchen. So I go downstairs and put it in the bowl and then go back to revision.

So now I'm sitting down and see my collection of Doctor Who DVDs is out of order, so I get up and put it back in order. I then pick out "The Sontaran Experiment" and watch it, along with the DVD Documentary and half of the commentary.

I then have forgotten about the test and go to sleep. I wake up and realise I haven't revised for the test. How did I forget?...

Today, I went to wherever I go at weekdays, with my lunchbox. I go to my locker and, because I had more pressing things to do, left it on top of my locker.

I then left it until lunch, when I went to pick it up to find it missing. That one it's own wasn't that bad, but I later found it further away from my locker WITH HALF THE FOOD ALREADY EATEN! And, unless I managed to get the box and eat the contents while working without noticing, mean that someone had grabbed my lunch box, ate half the food from it, left what they didn't want and put the box not at least where they found it but they had just left it in the corridor they were in at the time.

Now I hear you say "Next time, put it in your locker", but my point is why should I? Is man so stupid, so uncaring, that we have to put everything in safety and have to lock everything away becuase if we don't someone is going to nick it.

I was luckly to actually find it this time, last time the whole thing went forever.

So here we are, in a day where anything that doesn't have five locks and chains on it is stolen and when things that have that and are them but a big metal box have people still attempt to steal them.

It's just wrong, and that's just made me give up on humanity, just for today.

And now I've gave up on my computer, because the space bar isn't working right now.

I was walking down my street to my nans house, when I saw a big piece of Dog poo right in the middle of my path. Now I'm faced with a dilemma, either advoid the poop by going around it, step over the poo, step in the poo or not go to nans.

I stepped over it.

But that got me thinking about how much I hate Dogs. They're all hyperatic, unclean mutts that live to poop and make noise at 3:00 in the morning.

Many people keep them as pets. Why? All dogs do is poop in the carpet, lick their own butt and lick your cheek and lips (in that exact order).

They have no use other to be there, frighten kids by barking at them and to attack 5 year olds. Well I don't like it and I don't like them.

Now goldfish, there's an animal...

Now, there is a big problem with childhood obesity and things need to be done, not for the health of the children but to stop people getting popped.

Now I'm a able bodied person, I can jog for 300m, I can swim 400m and I can do a really good standing back-flip. And I have drawing pins in my possession. Now, please tell me, is there any thin person who hasn't thought about whether fat people could be popped with a pin.

And the more fat people I'm surrounded by, the more these types of things pop into my head. I'm in a maths class, behind the fattest person in that class, with a protractor. Does it work? Has anyone ever tried it?

And if no one has tried it, how do we know it couldn't happen. The more fat people there is, the more people want to see if they can be popped. Sure it couldn't happen, but if one person in one place at one point in time popped someone and it did work, well, there'd be utter chaos!

Fat people would be popped all the time, America's youth would decrease by 70% and nobody would be safe, becuase then the thin people would wonder if the big-thin people could be popped.

Now think off that and admit that'd be fun if that did happen.

So it's Red Nose Day, Comic Relief, that time where people watch comedy which is unterupted alot by graphic reconstructions and grapic views of Johnathon Ross' face.

I love this night, as I look "Children in Need", but I must say, why do the reconstructions have to be so graphic? Tons of scenes of woman being beat up, tons of scenes of people living in poverty, then Little Britain. I understand that people are dieing, people need help and they need your money, but surely we can remind people why they need to give money without showing all these scenes which would make the people from Crimewatch cringe.

May I just say, how great the actual comedy parts of the show are. Mr Beans Wedding, while not a laugh-out-loud as Mr Beans usual stuff it is still a real good laugh, Top Gear of the Pops, loved it, if only it was made into a series (we can only dream) and the last ever "Vicar of Dibley". Oh we shall miss that show.

Oh, and by the way, Tony Blair vs. Catherine Tate and "I'm not bothered", great TV, when can I get Tony Blair on my TV show!

When can I get a TV show...

Hello there and welcome to my new Blog, where I post my museings about the world, life and everything. Or where I talk about Doctor Who, one of those two things...

Anyway, here I am writing about myself and hopefully getting a couple of readers to this.

I'll update this as much as I can. Hope you like the blog.