I went to the chip-shop to get (big surprize) a bag of chips and some fish. I managed to get there when they had just started to cook all the chips, so I ended up waiting for fifteen minuets. Four seperate people got served before me, and when I finally got it, the chip-serving guy gave me a free can of Dr Pepper!
There is goodness in the world, and damn that can of Dr Pepper tasted good, it tasted of ... Dr Pepper.